February 2012
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
joshishollywood:
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NEW LETTER FROM MARKUS
I now have more than one
Which means that I can start a collection
YEAH
I am way more excited about this than I should be
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guccimom:
i think john hancock looks like justin timberlake
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Why you should date a fencer
fyeahfencing:
We know how to handle our swords
We always wear protection
We have great endurance, we keep going, even if it hurts
We don’t mind it rough
We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
We know some fancy “maneuvers”
We play with our equipment in public
We don’t mind if the action’s over in three minutes
We have around a 2.5 foot shaft
We have excellent aim
We’re used to being...
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dadfather:
*skates over ur face in my Heelys*
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dontmesswiththebest:
Dad: *walks in, sees me on computer* Hey sweetie, what are you up too?
Me: I’M TRYING TO FIND THE STUPID AIRPORT!
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: Okay, be safe.
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
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crystalmeowth:
“i’m not short, i’m funsiz-“
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So I found out that I can’t qualify for the scholarship for studying in Germany because I missed the age deadline by one week
One week
My scores were good and everything
Ok man that’s cool
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GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW LEGAL IN MARYLAND
YEAH MAN \m/
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Anonymous asked: also 4, 18, 23-26 (the goal is to make you feel as awkward as possible) (also lol never mind about tomorrow I thought my mom was coming but she wasn't but I don't want to log on since I'm on my dad's computer and I'll probably forget to log off)