May 2012
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whosthisdouchefag:
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yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
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offendpoppunk:
“this song is quite good indeed”
“i quite enjoy this number, spendid”
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1612th:
im not like most girls i am a boy
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richwhitelesbian:
Haha, blood. Yes, blood everywhere. It was the best supersoaker fight of my young life. Those days are behind me now.
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girls on Facebook who share their own profile pictures
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snoopdong:
“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
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ieropercent:
making a risky post and reblogging heaps of crap to cover it up
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wwiao:
thats a paddlin
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yore*
fapitalism:
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Euphemisms for "Death" →
dysenterygay:
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
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beyoncebeytwice:
still the best accent challenge yet
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S.W.A.G.
richwhitelesbian:
Severy night around 3am i go into my backyard and dig the hole a bit deeper. I have uncovered at least 4 bodies that i don’t remember leaving here and 8 that I do remember placing here. Upon unearthing them I feel a strong desire to further conceal them but the hole is approaching 25 feet straight down with a diameter of anywhere between 10 and 15 feet, I fear if i dig too far...
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what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
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