poo-tee-weet?

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:58:25 -0400

police:THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

shiphassailed: when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:46:44 -0400

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:54:08 -0400

kawhoru: by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:42:57 -0400

kawhoru:

by the end of the school year i dont even give a shit anymore im literally just like

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:19:43 -0400

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

blastin radiohead so loud the karpo gonna shut me down

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:58:57 -0400

blastin radiohead so loud the karpo gonna shut me down

wishcave: opens jacket hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold closes jacket

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:58:12 -0400

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

chiebutt: What I look for in a partner: Blue Eyes White Dragon

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:23:40 -0400

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

Blue Eyes

White Dragon

oomshi: “I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:23:00 -0400

oomshi:

“I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be oiled up. I am an actual metal fan

doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:19:25 -0400

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

mfjr: Flowers dipped in liquid nitrogen and then smashed.

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:17:48 -0400

mfjr:

Flowers dipped in liquid nitrogen and then smashed.

nightlifemingus: 3words-to-remember: nightlifemingus: this is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:03:12 -0400

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

sorryforpartybarackin: OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:48 -0400

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

phlynn: not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:13:16 -0400

phlynn:

not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity

shsl-chef: a-felicia-named-goat: shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:57:51 -0400

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

claydols: im trying to be more positive sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:02:48 -0400

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

rapbattles: begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:02:48 -0400

rapbattles:

*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*

i was watching videos to study for the ap german exam and somehow i ended up here help

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:26:42 -0400

i was watching videos to study for the ap german exam and somehow i ended up here

help

Me: so how many times can I reblog from this person without being creepy?

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:00:45 -0400

Me: so how many times can I reblog from this person without being creepy?

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:07:18 -0400